GREAT NEWS, Everyone! Donald Trump finally did something for the victims of hurricanes Maria, Harvey, and Irma. He did something so amazing that nobody will suffer any longer. It was even better than providing them thoughts, prayers, food, clothing, clean water, electricity, and medication. I mean, he really stepped up to the plate and began acting like the president of the United States. So what did he do, you’re wondering? Well, he…..dedicated a trophy to them.
Well, he…..dedicated a trophy to them.
On Sunday, Trump attended a trophy ceremony at the President’s Cup golf tournament in New Jersey and said:
We really have it under great control, Puerto Rico and the people of Florida that have suffered over this short period of time with the hurricanes. I want to just remember them, and we’re going to dedicate this trophy to all of those people that went through so much that we love, a part of our great states and a part of our great nation.
Yes, the disaster in Puerto Rico is so under control that the Pentagon released a report saying 55% of the population does not have access to drinking water. That is up 11% percent from last week. You see, it is being so well managed that more people are without water this week than they were last week. Awesome, right?
Maybe the president would know how dire the situation is in Puerto Rico if he got off of the golf courses, put his phone away and started actually doing his fucking job. That trophy isn’t going to keep people from dying from dehydration–unless his ass fills it with water and actually allows people to drink. But that’s a little hard to do when he is scumbagging it up at his fancy golf resort.
Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims
Posted by Axios on Sunday, October 1, 2017