Jim Justice, governor of West Virginia, earns the title “Biggest Trump Ass Kisser” at the Trump rally in Huntington this evening. He took the stage to make his big announcement: he’s changing his party affiliation from Democrat to Republican.
His exact quote was,
I can’t help you anymore being a Democrat governor. So, tomorrow, I will be changing my registration to Republican.
Damn, right you can’t help as a Democrat, Jim. He was never a Democrat to begin with. He is a Republican coal baron who changed party in 2015 to run on the Democrat ticket to gain office. He basically announced he was a Republican in name again. He’s always been on the Trump train – like the commander-in-chief, he can’t pay taxes, either. They deserve each other.
Leave it to Twitter to brilliantly poke fun at the Republican-Democrat-Republican governor of West Virginia:
Jim Justice was a Democrat a shorter time Trump has been a Republican, so there’s that.
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) August 3, 2017
WV Gov. Jim Justice, a Republican until ’15 who won as a Democrat, switching to GOP as Trump visits his state.
Meanwhile, in Trumpland: pic.twitter.com/Qeo0GwMi0p
— Holly O’Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) August 3, 2017
Per a Dem official, @WVGovernor Jim Justice didn’t notify his staff that he would be switching parties at Trump’s rally tonight.
— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) August 3, 2017
THAT is not surprising. Justice did bring actual bullshit into the WV capitol to illustrate how he felt about the proposed budget. He seems like a man who would not have the integrity to tell his staff before changing parties on them.
Breaking! trump farted and Jim Justice fell out his ass. #shitcom
— Enelrad (@darlydar) August 3, 2017
We had to save the best for last. Indeed.
Justice picked the worst possible time to jump on the Trump train. It’s derailing at a rapid pace. With this newest pile of shit added to its cargo, it will burn gloriously.