With all the concentration on Liberals protesting and boycotting for the sake of civil rights and women’s issues, and all the blowback right-wingers gave said protests, you’d imagine that conservatives would shy away from such tomfoolery. After all, protests are for whiny snowflakes, not rough-and-tumble patriots.
Of course, logic knows no course among conservatives. Their narrative wanders aimlessly in order to serve their near-sighted purposes. So, when a federal judge from the state that gave us Barack Obama rules against Muslim Ban 2.0, there’s gonna be flag-waving hell to pay in the form of–wait for it–protests.
Thank you, Twitter, for this treasure trove of Trump Cult absurdity. Welcome to #boycotthawaii and these anti-Hawaii gems.
BREAKING: Hawaiian judge Derrick K. Watson bans pork from the traditional luau. Trading in his judge robe for hijab. #BoycottHawaii
— The Deplorable Party (@OmegaMan34) March 16, 2017
It gets better.
— Central NY 4 Trump (@CNY_4_Trump) March 16, 2017
I wonder if she knows Key West is full of Hippie Liberals?
— Theresa_Cali (@Theresa_Cali) March 16, 2017
Apparently Hawaii disrespects the military now, despite the enormous history of military bravery attached to it–You know, that Pearl Harbor thing back in the day?
— ScubaRon (@scubarw) March 9, 2017
The word “intel” is in the Twitter handle of this bag of ignorant rubbish. Oh, irony!
— Texas Intel Report (@IntelTexas) March 8, 2017
The beauty, however, behind these deplorably ignorant strings of dribble is the sarcastic perfection of the following progressive responses.
May the #BoycottHawaii campaign go as successfully as the past boycotts against Apple, Twitter, Starbucks, spellcheck…
— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) March 16, 2017
I was thinking the same thing.
I can guarantee you half the people who want to #BoycottHawaii have never traveled further than their local WalMart.
— DebNunz (@mudderbae) March 16, 2017
This guy wins the Internet.
— Resist (@laresistance99) March 16, 2017
So does this guy.
BREAKING- Scott Baio is boycotting Hawaii by not baking white chocolate macadamia cookies on his shift at Subway. #BoycottHawaii
— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) March 16, 2017
We won’t tell.
Racists want to #BoycottHawaii like their redneck asses were ever gonna get a passport to go to another country?
(Shh: Don't tell them)
— (((Timothy Thelen))) (@timmthelen) March 16, 2017
Book ’em Dano!
— Jaime (@jlynneg24) March 16, 2017
Deplorables do have the Midas Touch. A ban on the musical “Hamilton” was box office gold. A Starbucks ban did nothing but sell more coffee. Looks like Hawaii, as well, will be reaping these same benefits thanks to our misguided friends on the other side.