It’s hardly a secret anymore that Pixie Fingers Trump prefers news sources that stroke his, um… ego. But no President before Prima Donald ever had such a fawning sycophant with a microphone as Trump has in one Alex Jones. Jones’ website has been the source of not only undying love for our unhinged would-be dictator, but for years has been the world’s premier wellspring of misinformation, conspiracy theories, and just plain bullshit. His newest is a doozy:
Obama, the last month in, admitted that he was mobilizing and packing agencies with people that didn’t even had been there before [big breath] as sleeper cells… McDonald’s comes out and says, you know, “Trump’s scum, he’s trash,” they go “Oh, it’s an accident, it’s an accident!” Well guess who one of their head PR people is — THE head? It’s Gibbs. Robert Gibbs. We got an article coming out where I say, it’s probably him.
You read that right — Alex Jones just said Obama was behind the hacked McDonald’s tweet, through his first-term press secretary.
As if the tweet itself wasn’t funny enough, their security breach probably led to their best sales since the last time the McRib came back. Twitter was Lovin’ It for sure:
me: i hate mcdonalds. Their food is disgusting
*sees this tweet*
— ㅤ (@lmjedebnam) March 16, 2017
This isn't even the first time McDonald's has done this pic.twitter.com/ZuKEMz1Erz
— ℳatt (@matttomic) March 16, 2017
It's a good day to remember when Trump was asked what his favorite thing at McDonalds is he said "Fish Delight" which is not a thing
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) March 16, 2017
Of course, being crazy has its privileges, and Alex Jones certainly has his defenders on Twitter as well:
— Ted Hooley (@ed_hooley) March 17, 2017
The only chance McDonalds has of ever seeing me again is to publicly fire Gibbs. pic.twitter.com/GJuPGzjh3r
— Trooper212 (@trooper2121) March 16, 2017
Normally I wouldn’t embed a video of this turdbiscuit, but this particular one brought me tears of laughter. From his warthog-farting-in-a-tuba voice to the insufferable penis juice commercials he is financially forced to pepper his insane show with, to his misplaced confidence in how he’s gonna win one for The Groper and his apparent insistence on displaying his naked, clammy torso in all his hastily-taped antics, Alex Jones is absolutely at his comedy gold best here.