CAPE TOWN, South Africa
The speech given by Donald Trump after his narrow electoral victory in November has finally crossed the Atlantic Ocean and arrived in South Africa. The touchdown was devastating, as shown in the exclusive video below:
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Cyclists were said to be terrified by the tremendous gusts, as it seemed to shriek “LOSER” through the holes in their helmets.
“SAD that these morons could be upset by a fake wind,” one Trump supporter was quoted as saying. “These lightweights just need to toughen up.”
“I like cyclists who weren’t carried away by hurricane-force gales,” said another.
No word yet on whether the race would be rescheduled, due to uncertainty about when the President’s address to Congress from February might finally reach ground on the disaster-stricken coast.
Editor’s Note: Yes, this is satire. FFS have a laugh.