Trump Takes Break From Pissing Match With North Korea To Say He’s WAY More Popular Than Obama

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Donald Trump took a break from trying to start WWIII and attacking Mitch McConnell Thursday to morning to share an unscientific Twitter poll that suggests he’s a way more popular president than Obama was:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh boy, that was a good one.

Progress Polls is a right-wing Twitter account that masquerades as a legitimate pollster. The bio on their Twitter account claims,”ProgressPolls asks the tough questions that people need to be asked,” but their idea of tough questions is:

And:

Wow, that’s some hard-hitting stuff right there.


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The truth is, not only is Trump not more popular than President Obama, his approval rating is almost the exact opposite of his predecessor at this point in Obama’s presidency. According to Newsweek:

Trump, the former reality TV star, isn’t even close to where Obama stood at this point in his presidency. In fact, their ratings are just about exactly opposite. Take the latest Gallup Daily poll for Trump, which found his approval rating stood at 36 percent, while 58 percent disapproved. According to Gallup’s historical data, the 44th president’s approval rating stood at 56 percent this week in Obama’s first term, while just 37 percent disapproved—in other words, almost exactly Trump’s approval ratings, but reversed. (The margin of error in the Gallup daily poll is plus or minus 3 percentage points, so, give or take.)

Trump knows that he will never be as popular as President Obama and it pisses him off. He’s so insecure about it that he spends much of his time talking about his November win while he dismantles the 44th president’s legacy. And luckily for Americans, he can’t even do that right, just look at his Trumpcare bill failure. Trump is like a new husband who is insanely jealous of America’s ex. He’s standing in the kitchen demanding we throw any mementos from our love affair with Barack and constantly begging us to tell him he was way better in bed. He’s Julie from Friends making Ross sell all of his furniture and give up his apartment after he said Rachel’s name at the wedding (If you do not know what I am talking about, you are dead to me haha).

It’s really the most pathetic behavior I’ve ever seen in my life and he’s the fricken president.

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