Comey Is Going To Be PISSED When He Finds Out What Trump Told The Russians About His Firing

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I won’t lie to you, when the Trump/Russia stuff was first mentioned months ago, I (ever the optimist) thought it was a bit far-fetched. Sure, I know all about Nixon’s dirty web of lies and crimes, but it was something that was taught to me in history class. I’d never actually lived during a time when the president of the United States was corrupt. And no matter how shitty Nixon was he never would have worked with Russia, so, yeah, it all seemed a bit far out there–until bombshells started dropping and Trump fired the FBI director, James Comey.

As if it wasn’t bad enough our moron-in-chief fired the fucking FBI director because he was investigating his ties to Russia, the idiot met with Russians the next motherfuckin’ day (without the American media by the way). Oh and not only did he give the Russians classified information we obtained through an ally, he reportedly called Comey names in the meeting. According to The New York Times:

President Trump told Russian officials in the Oval Office this month that firing the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, had relieved “great pressure” on him, according to a document summarizing the meeting.

“I just fired the head of the F.B.I. He was crazy, a real nut job,” Mr. Trump said, according to the document, which was read to The New York Times by an American official. “I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.” Mr. Trump added,”I’m not under investigation.

Comey, crazy? What?

I don’t like the way Comey handled himself with the Clinton email nothingburger, but I’d never call him crazy. Trump hates Comey because he refused to kiss the president’s ring, that’s it. And if there is a God, Comey will read this article today and start spilling all of Trump’s tea. We are sooooo over this orange piece of garbage.

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