Boy, oh boy, that Barack Obama just can’t stop doing mean things to Donald Trump, huh? His most recent super mean thing? He didn’t book hotel rooms for Trump’s G20 summit! No, really, former President Obama is being blamed because the current administration was too fucking stupid to pick up a telephone and book their own hotel rooms:
Every top-shelf lodging was already booked by the time the Trump White House began making inquiries – but that, two White House officials say, is because their predecessors never booked rooms for an American delegation. The G20’s northern Germany summit was announced in February 2016, when Obama was still president and Trump was considered a long-shot hope to take the White House.
‘Obama’s people left everyone high and dry,’ one current official said on Friday. ‘They didn’t care enough to make sure whoever was president would have a place to stay.’
That’s right, the administration that is literally run by a man who owns a plethora of hotels is blaming someone else for this. How privileged is that?
We get it, Trump is a rich guy and he isn’t used to doing things for himself. Hell, we didn’t even expect him to book his rooms for this summit, but really, we’d have thought that at least one administration official could figure out how to log onto the interwebz and Google “book hotel.”
Upon hearing how Obama totally didn’t screw the new president, Left Wing Nation has decided to help out so it doesn’t happen again. We feel super bad that Mr. Trump was forced to sleep in government housing while at the summit, so we have a few websites the administration can use to book rooms for next time:
- Trivago: According to their website, Mr. Trump will never pay full price again. That has to be appealing to such a dealmaker, huh?
- Hotwire: Ohhhh they have rooms up to 60 percent off. Excellent!
- Travelocity: Cheap hotels to keep Trump’s pee-pee girls at.
- Booking.com: They guarantee the cheapest rooms around.
If he can’t find a room using those tools, then he should just resign. Well, actually, fuck it, he should just resign anyway.