Sean Hannity Wants Trump To Seize Control Of The Free Press

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The White House needs more time to make up stories for the press, and Sean Hannity is coming to their aid. Lying is hard, especially when you don’t know what questions you are going to need to make up answers for. With the White House press team under a great amount of pressure to actually say true words during their briefings, Sean Hannity is suggesting that the White House put out a list of 15-25 approved topics each day. The fake media press would then submit questions in advance, giving Sean Spicer and crew ample time to get their stories straight:

First, the White House press team should regularly develop a list of the top and most important 15, 20, 25 issues of the day. Next, the media, well, they should be able to submit questions about these issues in writing, give the White House time to respond with clarity and specificity, and if Sean Spicer then wants to take a couple of questions from the briefing room podium, that’s fine. But only on those specific topics.

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That way they aren’t caught off guard and stuck having to make things up on the fly. Turns out the American public is smarter than they first thought and the crappy lies they have been telling so far are just not going to fly. It should be easier 20 years from now when we start seeing the results of Betsy Devos’ horrible education policies and only rich people who tow the party line have any education at all, but for now these well-educated middle class liberals keep doing things like fact checking and actually reading stuff from other sources rather than just accepting what they are told as gospel.

Hannity’s suggestions would also do away with all those awkward moments when the White House says one thing and President Trump says another… Like when Spicer told the press that President Trump’s travel ban was not about  banning a religion or Muslims,

It’s not a Muslim ban. It’s not a travel ban…It’s a vetting system to keep America safe.

And a quick search of Trump’s campaign website turned up this quote calling for a complete ban on “Muslims” from Trump himself:

[We need] a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what is going on.

Isn’t it hypocritcal patriotic of Sean Hannity to come to the President’s aide in this way? We can tell he really believes in standing up for the values our great nation was founded on..values like that tricky bit of wording in the First Ammendment of the Constitution that reads,

Congress shall make no law… abridging theFreedom of Speech, or of the press.

And if it seems like Hannity’s suggestions may somehow violate these rights, have no fear. As Hannity puts it, he is only looking for ways that the President can better lie to serve the American people:

You, the American people, would be better served

Thanks for clearing that up, Sean!

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