If Anthony Weiner could keep his wiener in his pants, we may not have a narcissistic orange dumpster fire as our president. Weiner, who has a long history of sending sexually explicit text messages to folks who may or may not want to see his disgusting wiener, pled guilty Friday morning to charges of transmitting sexual material to a minor. He faces a sentence of a minimum 21 months to maximum 10 years in prison, and must register as a sex offender. As one apt Twitter user pointed out, Weiner may have gotten away with it had he held a higher office.
Anthony Weiner strikes plea deal. Too bad he couldn’t have made it to a higher office like President-then he would get away with it.
— Girls Really Rule. (@girlsreallyrule) May 19, 2017
Weiner’s wiener was outed last September when a 15 year-old-girl came forward with proof that she had been exchanging sexually explicit photos and text messages with him for months. A subsequent search of his personal laptop uncovered emails from then-presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to Weiner’s wife and top Clinton aide, Huma Abedin. This discovery led to then FBI Director James Comey’s controversial announcement just one month prior to the presidential election that they were re-opening the investigation into Clinton’s emails. Democrats have theorized that this announcement may have cost Clinton the election. Which means we may have Antony Weiner’s extroverted d*ck to blame for our country’s current administration of clowns and grifters.
Mr. “Wiener”, who was 51 at the time, began exchanging explicit texts and photos with his accuser when she was just a sophomore in high school. According to The Daily Mail, it was clear from the messages that Weiner knew the girl was underage.
— David Martosko (@dmartosko) May 19, 2017
Weiner’s only request to the court was that he and his fellow inmates be allowed cell phones with camera and texting capabilities.