Weighing in once more with live commentary on Trump’s inanity, Patton Oswalt is here to save us all from certain suicide by asphyxiation, like so many commoners locked away in our station wagons in the garage of our national townhouse.
On cue, three minutes into this dumpster fire of a sideshow, Patton hit us with this:
"250 years ago America was a wilderness full of frightened, violent lunatics. We have 9 years to return it to that state." #JointAddress
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 1, 2017
Yes, we’re all looking forward to a return to the political stone age, with Donald Trumpstone’s feet through the floorboards.
Thanks, Patton, as always. Maybe I can make it through the rest of this thing.