Donald Trump is going to go down in history as the single laziest president to ever disgrace the Oval Office:
PALM BEACH — President Donald Trump returns to his winter White House at Mar-a-Lago on Friday, this time for a weekend golf outing with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.
While it may feel like Trump’s been in office for years already, the reality is that this Friday marks the end of only his third week as president. He took off the weekend following his inauguration because, I kid you not, Trump was worried about getting confused:
I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration
He took off his second weekend as president because, fuck it, being leader of the free world is only a Monday through Friday gig, right? And now, his third weekend as president will be spent fucking off at his Mar-a-Lago resort.
His defenders will immediately point out that the president is never really “off,” even when they’re on vacation but I have a simple answer to that: Fuuuuuuuck You.
We had to listen to eight straight years of “lazy ni**er” jokes even though Obama took only 217 days off compared to Reagan’s 335, Bush 41’s 220 (in just 4 years) and Bush 43’s whopping 879. Now that Trump seems intent on spending every weekend away from the White House we’re going to use a different metric? Bullshit. You built that and now you can choke on it. Trump is an embarrassment to this country and he’s allll yours, right wing.
And to drive home just what hypocrites conservatives are, when Obama was about to leave office, the right lit up like a Christmas tree over the cost of Obama’s vacations during his 8 years. $100 million is scandalous SCANDALOUS! (It’s not but let’s pretend it is) So when can we expect to hear these same “fiscal conservatives” explode over the tens of millions of taxpayer dollars being spent so Trump’s wife and kid can live in New York while he runs off to Florida to play on the weekends?
Oh right! None of that counts because they’re rich and white! Whatever was I thinking?! Trump can take all the time off he wants because you can’t expect rich people to do all the work. That’s why Trump has Steve Bannon running the country for him.