Kellyanne Conway Brings All The Stupid With Her Latest Excuse For Trump

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There seems to be quite a bit of confusion among the members of the Trump administration as to whether or not their leader is officially under investigation. In spite of numerous reports to the contrary, Trump attorney Jay Sekulow made several statements Sunday insisting that the president is not being investigated for obstruction of justice. During an interview on NBC’s Meet The Press, Sekulow stated:

Let me be very clear here, as it has been since the beginning, the president is not and has not been under investigation for obstruction.

Which was not at all clear, considering the report by The Washington Post last week stating otherwise and that Donald Trump himself sent out an angry tweet just two days earlier saying that he WAS being investigated and calling it a “witch hunt”..

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Cue our favorite spokesperson, Kellyanne Conway, who is always happy to crawl out from under her rock and clear things up anytime the “alternative facts” get too murky for your average citizen to navigate. According to Conway, Trump’s tweet admitting an investigation was not meant literally, but ironically. In an interview on Fox & Friends, Conway stated:

That’s the President in his 140 characters, through his significant social media platform… telling everybody, ‘wow, look at the irony here.’

Has she met Trump? He is barely capable of forming coherent sentences, let alone injecting irony. Unless his entire presidency was meant to be taken ironically? That would actually explain a lot..

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