You deserve a break today, and this one is Super Sized. #ThanksObama
WHY is she still around?
“A Trump wind is like air, only pushier.”
Maybe his heart knows something his brain hasn’t caught up to yet.
Make America Misogynist Again
If votes can be bought with a Texas Bacon Egg ‘n Cheese Melt, I might just get into lobbying.
What’s the difference between Trump and an onion? Nobody cries when you cut on Trump.
Out of the mouths of babes, they say. Sunday afternoon, a tweet from Patton Oswalt threw down the gauntlet for other digs at the President’s insanity to beat: Alice just made this postcard for President Trump. I just mailed it. pic.twitter.com/R8ouktijxe — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 6, 2017 After a weekend of batshit-crazy tweeting, desperately trying…
He’s not a best-seller for nothing