Because what’s another massively misleading lie among friends?
Thanks, Patton, as always. Maybe we can make it through the rest of this thing together.
Pick what you’re going to be mad about, or get over it.
Donald, if you’re reading this, we know your deepest, darkest fear: That the world will finally figure out you’re a scam.
The votes are in, and the very first Latino to ever lead the Democratic Party has been chosen.
You’ll get no sympathy from me, Kellyanne, but then, you don’t like to play the victim anyway.
He promised to run America like a business, and I guess we can check off “heartlessly ruin lives to save a few measly pennies” from the list for America, Inc.
One of Trump’s advisors was even in on spreading this one.
He was caught on tape telling his buddies they “are the special people.”