It is never a good sign when you hear the words “coroner” and “sex scandal” in the same sentence.
Rep. Blake Farenthold was clearly triggered.
We have learned nothing.
Stock on brain bleach just shot through the roof.
This ‘danger to society’ is now sitting behind bars and we can’t stop laughing.
If you guys see a truck full of KY barreling toward Texas, you know why.
I’m sure this means he’s super innocent.
Rush Limbaugh is having a white-hot meltdown.
Because, clearly, this is the most plausible explanation for Trump’s obvious mental decline.
It’s just a matter of time before Trump’s shady Russian ties come back to bite him in the ass.