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‘Patriot’ Joe Walsh Says Terrorists Should Behead MSNBC And CNN Anchors

Joe Walsh condemns terrorism while calling for terrorists to behead news anchors. Ummmm....

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Rand Paul Says Half Of The People On Disability Are ‘Gaming The System’

Rand Paul just insulted 5 million Americans because he has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

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Wall St. Under Intense Investigation And Millionaire Welfare Queen Whines He’s “Under Assault”

Jamie Dimon wants to know why everyone is picking on him. How's a millionaire supposed to get even richer if the mean ol' government enforces the law?

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Gun Nuts Try And Fail MISERABLY To Prove “Good Guy With A Gun” Could Have Stopped Charlie Hebdo Massacre

For the American ammosexual, the answer is always "MOAR GUNZ! What was the question?"

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Yes, You Can Orgasm During Rape. Yes, It’s Still Rape

You would think that such a fact would be more widely known but we've attached such a stigma to rape that no one wants to talk about it, especially the victims.

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Alabama Principal Collects Canned Goods To Throw At Possible School Shooters

Wtf is going on in this country when there is even a discussion about our kids arming themselves so that they have a fighting chance against a gunman at school?!!!

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Tampa SWAT Team Kills Innocent Man Based On Bad Information

Two dollars worth of pot and a whole bunch of lies led to a 29 year old's death in Florida last year. The police are, of course, admitting no wrongdoing.

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Police In Hot Water After Video Is Released Showing The Brutal Beating Of A Handcuffed Suspect

Police in Michigan are being investigated after a video is shared that shows officers kicking and punching a handcuffed suspect.

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“Pervert Cats Love Women’s Boobs” (NSFW VIDEO)

I can't make up my mind if the video's cheesy porn soundtrack makes it funnier. Or creepier. You'll have to decide for yourself. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

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