Trump’s Attorney Says His Accusers Are Too Ugly To Have Been Groped (VIDEO)

There are not enough words to describe how appalling this is.

Shortly after Donald Trump was accused of sexually assaulting multiple women the Republican presidential nominee started insinuating that he never would have touched them because they are ugly. Apparently the giant orange monster thinks he is the most attractive man in the universe and as such he has the “authority” to judge women on their looks (haha).  Now, unsurprisingly, his inner circle and supporters are pushing the same misogynistic rhetoric.

During an interview with CNN’s Wolf Blitzer on Tuesday, Trump’s attorney Michael Cohen claimed that the dozen women who have said the self-proclaimed billionaire assaulted them are all too unattractive for it to be true,”Beauty is in the eye of beholder … these aren’t even women he’d be attracted to.” Cohen, who said he is a registered Democrat (sure, he is), went on to say that he personally doesn’t believe the women’s looks are “relevant” but that didn’t stop him from continuing to push the narrative. “I think what Mr. Trump is really trying to say is that they’re not somebody that he would be attracted to, and therefore, the whole thing is nonsense.”

It’s infuriating that men like Cohen are supporting Trump’s attempt to explain away his rapey tendencies by trashing the looks of beautiful, strong women. They are perpetuating the disgusting rape culture in this country by allowing him to get away with it. It’s also alarming that someone with an educated man like Cohen doesn’t seem to understand that sexual assault has almost nothing to do with sexual gratification and everything to do with power. It isn’t the woman’s looks, clothes, body that turns a predator on, it’s the thrill they get from having control over her–even if it is for a moment. According to Minnesota State University:

Studies show that the major motive for rape is power, not sex. Sex is used as a weapon to inflict pain, violence and humiliation. Most rapists appear to have normal personalities with an abnormal tendency to be aggressive and violent. Between 2/3 and 3/4 of sexual assaults are planned in advance.

THAT is why Trump puts his grubby little hands on women and he admitted it himself in the Access Hollywood video when he talked about being a “star” and therefore getting away with his sexual assaults.

Donald Trump is a sad little man who has no business running for president, let alone making it behind the desk in the Oval Office.


Marco Rubio Tells Donald Trump To Shut The F*ck Up About The ‘Rigged Election’ Nonsense

Marco Rubio is not happy with his nominee.

On Monday evening, Florida Senator Marco Rubio faced off against his Democratic rival Rep. Patrick Murphy in a debate. The incumbent senator was forced to talk about the one person all of the sane members of the Republican Party would like to ignore: Donald Trump.

For weeks Republican presidential nominee Trump has been pushing a conspiracy theory that the only way he could lose the election this November is if it is “rigged” against him. The loudmouth racist who once loved the polls, now thinks that they are showing him losing because the media is trying to convince his supporters not to bother showing up to vote for him. However, Rubio flat-out denied that this is the case during his debate:

This election is not being rigged. There is no evidence behind any of this, so this should not continue to be said. We have 67 counties in this state, each of which conduct their own elections. I promise you there is not a 67-county conspiracy to rig this election.

It is rather hilarious that Trump is trying to convince people that the Republican governors are going to allow massive election fraud to be committed in their states. It’s also funny that Trump continues to peddle this bullshit knowing that in states like Florida, Texas, Arizona and virtually every other state controlled by the GOP, Voter ID laws are in place to prevent exactly that from happening. As a Florida voter I can attest to the strict identification process at the polls in my state, but  Führer Trump seems to have overlooked this massive detail.

It is clear hy Trump is saying that the election is rigged: he is losing. The bombastic nominee has an ego the size of Pangaea and can’t admit that he is probably not going to win this election because of his own mistakes. He chose a shitty strategy and now that is coming back to bite him the ass. But it’s sad that Republicans are now being forced to condemn their own candidate for his Alex Jones-esque lies.

Sunday Morning Blasphemy!

The Religious Right is committing suicide and it’s wonderful!

blasphemyI love the fact that conservative Christians are voting for Trump by the millions. They’ve finally dropped any and all pretense that they care about “family values” and “morality”.

Instead, they’ve gleefully embraced a serial cheater that has bragged for decades about his affairs. These are the exact same people that were outraged OUTRAGED at a sitting president cheating on his wife and now they want to elect Donald Trump for president.

Why? Because to them, putting minorities and women back in their place is THE single most important thing. Bar none.

There’s a reason Millennials are the least religious demographic in the country and after this election, that trend will only continue. Conservative Christians have poisoned the very idea of religion in their minds. And once we break the Religious Right’s stranglehold on our body politic, everything the Republican Party has worked for: Greed, hate, unrestrained capitalism, the Me Me Me society, all that will fade away.

What a damn shame that will be.

Hillary Curses Like A Sailor And I’m Supposed To Be Offended? Fuuuuuck You.

Fucking children whining about fucking cursing. Fuck off!

Apparently, it’s a theme among Hillary haters that she curses. Conservatives are offended because that means she’s the evil horrible bitch they claim she is. Far left twits are offended because it proves that she has a fake public persona.

Both can kiss my fucking ass.

If Hillary cursed in public, the far left would squeal that she’s unfit for the presidency so fuck them and their “she’s a phony!” narrative.

If Hillary actually is a potty mouth in private, the right can also go fuck itself because the sexism and hypocrisy is so thick, it could choke an elephant.

I don’t care if a politician curses in private, I care if they can comport themselves in public and do the job. Both the right and the far left have lost sight of that in their desperate need to hate Hillary at all costs.

The Night I Was Sexually Assaulted

I was assaulted more than once and I didn’t care.

This past week, thousands (Tens of thousands? Hundreds?) of women started sharing their stories of being sexually assaulted. Some were kissed against their will, others were fondled, some were penetrated. All were assaulted.

Conservatives, especially conservative men, seemed baffled by this. Why didn’t these women stop it? Or, worse, why didn’t they feel flattered at the attention?

Let me explain it in the context of my own sexual assault, a story I’ve shared before.

I was in Dallas on business and went with some friends to the gay nightclub scene. Not being gay myself, I wasn’t looking to hook up with anyone. This, however, did not stop men from pinching and groping my ass several times throughout the night without my permission. This was, by definition, a series of sexual assaults.

Now, here’s the where the experience of men and women differ.

Whereas a woman finds this kind of thing threatening and demeaning, I found it amusing. Why? Because I am very not skinny six feet and two inches tall and this was a unique experience for me. At no point was I even remotely concerned that someone would try to force themselves on me. And when I left this particular area, I knew it would never happen again.

I might have reacted if someone had tried to kiss me or grab my crotch because of the invasion of personal space, but I still wouldn’t have felt threatened.

That’s the privilege of being a man. I have the luxury of brushing off unwanted contact in a public space.

What I consider an interesting story to tell my friends is what a woman would consider humiliating and frightening. Add on top of that a culture that would rather call her a whore and a slut before condemning the man for touching her without consent and you should have just the barest glimmer of understanding of why Donald Trump casually bragging about sexually assaulting women has enraged so many women on both sides of the aisle.

Trump Wanted To Have Sex With Teenage Lindsay Lohan Because She Was ‘Disturbed’

He’s so unbelievably disgusting.

As more women come forward and accuse Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump of sexually assaulting them, we are also being bombarded with disgusting comments he has made about females in the past. The most recent comments were made on The Howard Stern Show in 2004 about actress Lindsay Lohan and they are creepy as hell.

During the interview with Stern, Trump brought up the actress and asked Stern what he thought of her. The radio show host said she was “hot” and the two discussed her freckles. Then the Republican nominee asked Stern what he thought of her father, who was arrested for domestic violence a few months before the interview:

“Oh yeah, because first of all, if the father’s a wreck like the way he is–” Stern said.

“Right,” said Trump.

“Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”

First of all, ew. Secondly, ewwwwww.

If you notice, Stern referred to her as a teen (she was 18 at the time) before he began talking about having sex with her and instead of shutting him down, Trump joined in. The reason they think sex with Lohan would be great is because she has “daddy issues” and they believe that would lead to her working extra hard to sexually satisfy them. Predatory men often look for women who have weak family bonds to prey on because the lack of a strong family unit makes those women easier to control in many cases. And that is what Trump is all about: control.

It’s unbelievably terrifying that a man with such little respect for women has the chance to become president of our country. First Lady Michelle Obama was right when she said it is absolutely vital that we vote to keep him out of office, we cannot let our children think this is okay.

Texas Rep. Says He’s Consider Voting For Trump Even If He Raped Someone (VIDEO)

But he’s not deplorable though.

Last month, Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton faced a bunch of backlash from people who were angry that she’s call half of Donald Trump’s supporters the kind of people you could put into a basket of deplorables. His base was super sad that she made fun of them and made a big fuss about it–right before showing the world just how deplorable they are. On Tuesday evening, Texas Republican Rep. Blake Farenthold became one of those reprehensible human beings when he told MSNBC’s that he would consider voting for Trump even if he raped someone.

Here’s the exchange that took place on All In With Chris Hayes:

CHRIS HAYES: Congressman, if someone off the record said — could someone off the record in a locker room — this was not in a locker room, it was a workplace — said, “I really like raping women,” would that be locker room talk?

FARENTHOLD: Again — it depends — you don’t know the entire context of all of this.

HAYES: But you would be fine that? If a tape came out. …

FARENTHOLD: But I’m not here to defend Donald Trump. I don’t like what he said, but …

HAYES: If a tape came out with Donald Trump saying that — if a tape came out with Donald Trump saying that, saying “I really like to rape women,” you would continue to endorse him.

FARENTHOLD: Again, it would, I — that would be bad, and I would have to consider — I’d consider it. But again, we’re talking about what Donald Trump said 10 years ago as opposed to what Hillary Clinton has done in the past two or three years.

Shortly after the segment aired, Farenthold raced to Twitter to “clarify” his remarks:

 This isn’t the first time Farenthold has been in the media either. In 2010, the Texas representative was running for office when photos emerged of him at a pajama party wearing duckie pajamas. Now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with going to a pajama party and dressing up, but going to a party, dressing in pajamas that look like something a child would wear to bed and posing next to models in lingerie is very, very creepy.


These are the kinds of people we are dealing with folks. Grown ass men who, when cornered, say that even if Donald Trump said he was going to rape someone, they’d still probably vote for him. And they wonder why they have a problem with women…


President Obama Shuts Down ‘Bill Clinton Is A Rapist’ Hacklers LIKE A BOSS (VIDEO)

Obama is the best.

The right-wing’s favorite conspiracy theorist has started this “cool” new trend where his insane followers show up at rallies for the Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton wearing t-shirts with “Bill Clinton is a rapist” scrawled across them. Jones said that he would pay people $1,000 if they make it onto the television with the shirt on and $5,000 if they yell the phrase while wearing the shirt on tv. So, of course, now dumbasses far and wide are trying to become InfoWars famous and make fools of themselves. Two such folks showed up at a rally President Obama was holding for Hillary Clinton in North Carolina on Tuesday and it didn’t end well for them.

During his speech the two Jones fans began heckling the president, so he heckled them right back:

“Is somebody hollering again?” Obama asked the crowd. “You know what? Here’s the deal. Try to get your own rally. You gotta get your own rally. See, if you can’t get your own rally, don’t come mess up somebody else’s rally.”

Security then escorted the hecklers out of the rally and the crowd chanted at them:

Two things to note here, first of all, notice the hecklers were not assaulted in any way as they screamed falsehoods at the president. The president didn’t tell the crowd to punch them in the face. The president didn’t shout at them and call them names. The president didn’t have to tell his supporters to not injure the hecklers. Instead, he just shut them down.

Secondly, the idea that Bill Clinton is a rapist has long been debunked. The women who is the prime accuser, Juanita Broaddrick, signed a sworn affidavit in 1998 saying that former President Clinton did not rape her. In the affidavit she said:

During the 1992 Presidential campaign there were unfounded rumors and stories circulated that Mr. Clinton had made unwelcome sexual advances toward me in the late seventies. Newspaper and tabloid reporters hounded me and my family, seeking corroboration of these tales. I repeatedly denied the allegations and requested that my family’s privacy be respected. These allegations are untrue and I had hoped that they would no longer haunt me, or cause further disruption to my family.

A year later, she changed her story after speaking to Kenneth Starr, the prosecutor who’d made it his life’s mission to attack Bill. What’s interesting is that despite all of her claims to the media that the former president raped her, she has never sued him for the alleged rape. Instead she has spent her time sharing conspiracy theories on Twitter and bashing Hillary Clinton.

So, Alex Jones and his flock can scream “Bill Clinton is a rapist” all they want (except to Obama, he is not the one) but there is no evidence to support that claim. These rape allegations are not like a game of Bloody Mary, screaming “Bill is a rapist” three times in a rally or on television is not going to make evidence magically appear. However, there is evidence that Jones’ candidate Donald Trump has sexually assaulted women because now we all have a video of him admitting exactly that.

All of the deflection in the world isn’t going to change that.

Trump Has COMPLETE Twitter Meltdown, Attacks Republican Party

We all knew it was coming but it was still awesome.

We all knew the meltdown was coming and the day has finally arrived: Donald Trump is going off on the Republican Party.

Shortly after the “grab ’em by the pussy” tape was released, members of the GOP began condemning their candidate and yesterday the final blow was dealt. Speaker if the House Paul Ryan announced in a conference call with Republican leaders that he would not be campaigning with Donald Trump at all. Ryan also told the party that he thinks that they should do whatever they need to do to win their respective elections, even if that means not supporting Trump.

The self-proclaimed billionaire was not amused and on Tuesday morning he let the party know exactly what he thinks of them:

Yes, “every poll” except <a href=”” target=”_blank”>this one</a> and <a href=”″ target=”_blank”>this one</a> and <a href=”” target=”_blank”>this one-</a>-basically, the reliable polls.

The members who have already dumped Trump? Not likely.

HAHA he’s wishing he were a Democrat because we are a loyal group. Maybe that’s because we believe in basic decency and our leaders do not call each other names when they disagree with one another.

Trump is going to teach the Republican Party how to win while he is currently losing to Hillary Clinton.

Wait…he has been in “shackles” over the last few months? Calling on his supporters to beat protesters, insulting immigrants, women, Muslims, and everyone else has been a reserved version of himself? Oh the next four weeks are going to be so much fun if he plans to let loose. He is going to completely tank his campaign in the most epic way, he’ll go down in the history books. We can’t fucking wait.

Here’s The Official Trump Response To The Pro-Hillary “Pantsuit Power” Flash Mob (VIDEO)

I can’t tell which video is more fun to watch!!!!

If you haven’t seen it already, there was an awesome flash mob in New York City where all the dancers wore pant suits in a tribute to Hillary Clinton.

The video ends with a message:

Because Love Is Love
Because Black Lives Matter
Because climate change is real
Because women’s rights are human rights
Because immigrants make America great
Because every vote matters
We dance for Hillary
Because she fights for us

Not to be outdone, Donald Trump rushed out and got a group of his supporters to do their own video complete with the perfect soundtrack:

You’re welcome.